TOP TEN
TOP TEN (MORE)
COLLECTIVE
OUTSOURCING NOUNS
Our Top Ten series continues with a follow-up to
a hugely successful online instalment...
B
ack in October, we published
'Top Ten Collective Outsourcing
Nouns' on the Outsource site;
ten humorous contributions from
various (keenly anonymous)
contributors from across our network (which
you can read at http://outsourcemagazine.
co.uk/top-ten-collective-outsourcing-
nouns/). So popular was this extravaganza
of calumny and frivolity that we leapt at the
chance to drag the concept out for another
splash - so read on for ten MORE collective
outsourcing nouns from another batch of
gigglesome scribes (and, as before, please
don't take these seriously - if we can't laugh
at ourselves something's seriously amiss...).
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A despotism of CFOs
Their word is law; their wrath
knows no bounds, their mercy no
beginnings... At least, if you listen to the
private mutterings of their direct reports.
Suppliers the world over sell body parts
for a few moments of their time; underlings
scurry frantically around them like the
"I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour." - Sacha Baron Cohen
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