Outsource Magazine Issue 34 - (Page 96)

TOP TEN TOP TEN (MORE) COLLECTIVE OUTSOURCING NOUNS Our Top Ten series continues with a follow-up to a hugely successful online instalment... B ack in October, we published 'Top Ten Collective Outsourcing Nouns' on the Outsource site; ten humorous contributions from various (keenly anonymous) contributors from across our network (which you can read at http://outsourcemagazine. co.uk/top-ten-collective-outsourcing- nouns/). So popular was this extravaganza of calumny and frivolity that we leapt at the chance to drag the concept out for another splash - so read on for ten MORE collective outsourcing nouns from another batch of gigglesome scribes (and, as before, please don't take these seriously - if we can't laugh at ourselves something's seriously amiss...). 1 A despotism of CFOs Their word is law; their wrath knows no bounds, their mercy no beginnings... At least, if you listen to the private mutterings of their direct reports. Suppliers the world over sell body parts for a few moments of their time; underlings scurry frantically around them like the "I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour." - Sacha Baron Cohen 96 ●● www.outsourcemagazine.co.uk http://outsourcemagazine.co.uk/top-ten-collective-outsourcing http://outsourcemagazine.co.uk/top-ten-collective-outsourcing http://www.outsourcemagazine.co.uk

Table of Contents for the Digital Edition of Outsource Magazine Issue 34

Challenges and Champions
Outsourcing in a Troubled Economic Environment
Richard Jones
High Stakes
In Transition
The Bigger Picture
Numbers, Numbers Everywhere...
NOA Round-Up
Struggling To Get Through?
International Commercial Disputes In Outsourcing Agreements
Is Infrastructure Necessary?
Global Freelance Platforms Grow Up
Trumping Price – Only with Best value
Kerry Hallard
Technology Investment in 2014
Water Will Always Find A Way
The Right Time Is Now
You, Robot?
The Legal View
Top Ten
NelsonHall Round-Up
Online Round-Up
The Deal Doctor
Inside Source
The Last Word

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