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Tweeting Times | CsIVy
Fresh from hanging Elton’s fairy lights and being strip searched at London’s Knightsbridge police station, Twitter’s cleaner to the stars is here with her brand new, errm, column. Each edition, our super scrubber will be sniffing around nooks and crannies, armed with only a handful of clues to identify a mystery celebrity. Ladies and gentletweeps, we give you @IvyManilow with Celebrity Stain Investigation...
ELLO petals! I can never resist the chance to have a nose around celebrity nooks and crannies so, when Tweeting Times asked me to probe a mystery Twitter icon with my turbo nozzle, I was here in a jiffy! I’ve got nothing to help me but my trusty magnifying glass, a bottle of Buttox, my ‘How Clean is Your Back Passage?’ rubber gloves and three cryptic clues. [CLUE-1] Look in my closet and give me a twirl. Am I a boy or am I a girl?
Well, petals, just like all celebrity scrubbers, I like to start in the bedroom. And goodness, what a bedroom this is! Barry White CDs, a leopard skin duvet and a hot water bottle. This celebrity is hot stuff! Dear me, I nearly tripped up on that pair of shoes in the middle of the floor – I could have broken my neck! Hmm, it isn’t a pair – there are two left feet! That seems odd. Where does this door lead? I’ll just have a quick snoop. Well, blow me! It’s like an
Aladdin’s cave in here – so many costumes! Sparkly, feathery, fluffy and leathery! I can only think of two people they could possibly belong to: Dame Judi Dench or Christopher @OneBiggins Now to the second clue.
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